The ramblings of a rabid puck-head.

beyondthebooty:

Congratulations, you’re a father. Here is a guidebook to help you be a better parent.

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I think my dad wrote this… fuck.

Reblog if you wouldn’t mind some curious anons

I enjoy long, romantic walks to the front door to get the pizza I ordered for us…

voracekmeoff:

“Excuse me, just going for my line change here.”

voracekmeoff:

“Excuse me, just going for my line change here.”

atmidnightcc:

@MIDNIGHT’S INTERNETTY INTERNET THINGS (FROM THE INTERNET)!

Here’s some of the great stuff we found on the internet today that didn’t make it onto tonight’s show. Get your click on.

New video game will use 4th dimension. Caution: might melt brains. (via Kotaku)

Scientists are training fish to walk on land. Sushi just got weirder. (via The Verge)

A news chopper found the Incredible Hulk in a guy’s yard.  Hulk just hanging out at barbecue, have grilled bratwurst. (via Uproxx)

wigglyflippingout:

beahbeah:

this website SAVED MY BRAIN when i was a stressed out college student who couldn’t stop flipping out long enough to prioritize. quite a few of you are still suffering through college so i hope this helps you too!! c:

reblogging this like the wind and god bless the person who made this

i know how to do the calculation longhand or at least i used to, but hearing it from someone else always silences my irritating voice of anxiety a little better so hopefully some other people can appreciate that effect too

CAN YOU IMAGINE A BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND?? LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY GIVING A SHIT ABOUT YOU??? BECAUSE I CAN’T

Reblog if you’ll PUBLICLY answer anything in your ask right now.