The ramblings of a rabid puck-head.

I have a weakness for hot, funny, smart women…

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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jaseon:

Beautiful.

literallyunbelievable:

I’m confused

literallyunbelievable:

I’m confused

literallyunbelievable:

Woah is this real

literallyunbelievable:

Woah is this real

omgwang:

i’m single by choice
just not my choice

Ask me shit…

cuz why fucking not?

DO IT.

is this thing on?

jarrodis:

single, not sure how to mingle